OT- Marital Funny

The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys. I
told my wife that I would be home by midnight ... promise!
Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way
too easy. At around 2:30 am, drunk as a skunk, I headed
for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the
hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, I realized
she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another nine times. I was
really proud of myself, having a quick witty solution, even when
smashed, to escape a possible conflict. The next morning my
wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock.

She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.


When I asked her why, she said "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said "oh s**t," cuckooed four more
times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, laughed,
cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

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