KLEM Virus coming

A file from "dailystatus" named "2002 Yahoo Inc. All Rights Reserved" showed
up in my mail just now. It contained the KLEM virus, or something to that
affect. Not sure because I deleted the contaminated file called href.scr as
soon as I recovered from being so rudely awakened by the bawwwk sound coming
from NAV.

Well, this is my first time getting a virus in nearly twenty years of
wasting time and money on computers. I guess I can't go out in public
wearing a brightly colored shawl anymore. Or wear white to a wedding. I
wonder if people will gossip about me. At least I'll fit in at parties.

Do you think I might need counselling?

Doug