Flight attendant
Posted by
Angelos
on 2002-02-22 16:34:08 UTC
An Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good
mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."
She poshly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you." " Now Put the tray up BITCH!!"
gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good
mood as he served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can
pitty-pat us on the ground."
She poshly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks,in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you." " Now Put the tray up BITCH!!"