The NRA and all that

For those challenged individuals who are having trouble with my
mention of "NRA" and "hate" in the same sentence, I'll rephrase
part of my statement....

Get Brownell's catalog. Yes, it has gun-related things inside it.
But please don't be afraid of that, it has nice things, like epoxy
fillers. Metal coloring compounds. machining goodies. And,
they can be used to make other things, besides guns. Even if
you are a bleeding heart pinko commie anti-gun lobbyist, you
might want to risk looking inside the catalog. It won't poison
your brain, even though some who have browsed through it
seem to have deficiencies in that regard - but if you can ignore
hate-o-grams from people whose nicknames sound like assault
weapons, you can browse Brownells catalog safely.

If that still leaves you with the impression that I'm a pinko,
bleeding heart commie NRA-hater, then please, please,
seek out a cool porcelain appliance on which to rest your
warm forehead, and find a gradeschool graduate to explain
it to you. /mark